1. Half full, half drunk, half horny, half sleepy.

    El mejor estado. Gracias Domingo.

     
  2. No me corto las venas porque esta re pasado de moda, pero re da para Instagram.
    Jajaja.

     
  3. - Bad people don`t stop!!

    "Princess Day" is the fourteenth episode in the sixth season of Adventure Time. It is the one hundred and seventieth episode overall.

    (Source: thespoonmissioner, via niiickoasdf)

     

  4. "Well, ain’t we a pair, raggedy man."
    — Aunty Entity - Mad Max 3 -Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
     

  5. "i just need to get my shit together"
    — 

    me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via staininyourbrain)

    -This is the second time I reblog this.

    (Source: jamespmberry, via rocket-house)

     
  6. Ay, donde estara Lucrecia??
    Hace 1 semana que no toco el cello.

    (Source: freeindie, via rocket-house)

     

  7. #499

     
  8. heavenhillgirl:

    Secretary (2002), dir. Steven Shainberg

    (via nymphoninjas)

     
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  12. "Sin diferencia ya entre lo elevado y lo bajo, entre el ángel y la mosca, entre Dios y la mierda."
    — Milan Kundera - La insoportable levedad del ser +
    (via miss-catastrofes-naturales)
     

  13. Siempre que me voy a la cama estando ebria pierdo mi ropa interior entre las sabanas.

     

  14. You love to feel how the rope gets tight around your wrists, but you hate being tied.

     
  15. Well, actually…. no, nothing.

    (Source: wutttg)